I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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