Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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