I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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