We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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