i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
so much tequila, so little girl.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
do nipples grow back?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
