yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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