he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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