You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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