school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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