Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You can't motorboat a personality
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I think a kid would responsible me up
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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