Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize
