my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Boobs speak an international language.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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