Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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