Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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