She announced her abortion via fbk
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
