Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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