How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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