I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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