Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
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