Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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