It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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