this beer tastes like vomit already
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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