I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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