We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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