Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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