You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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