so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
