i already hear my dad disowning me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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