I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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