So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm getting married
To pizza
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