how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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