apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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