I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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