Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
