love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
