after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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