Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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