Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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