Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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