YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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