I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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