The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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