im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just want nice things and good sex
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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