This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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