Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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