i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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