smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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