i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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