Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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