it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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