It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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