it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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